i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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