She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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