2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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