i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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