So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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