Betty ford says i'm here all night
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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