I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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