Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I forget how to act sober
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