I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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