two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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