i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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