Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
where are you?
Hypothermia
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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