ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
