i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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