the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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