so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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