Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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