It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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