Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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