where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
People in love make me want to vomit
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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