Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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