what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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