Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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