rhymes with "ouble enetration"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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