Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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