it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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