he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
