dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
