Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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