David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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