I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Randomize
