the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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