Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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