so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Girls should come with a carfax report
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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