I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I think your dad took our porno
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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