So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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