the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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