You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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