Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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