"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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