I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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