I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Randomize
