She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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