standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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