new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
