Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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