i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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