I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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