it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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