I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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